song of the month:

flamingo by victor malloy

babe of the month:

allison argent, huntress and babe extraordinaire

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spankmekissme:

Could really go for an intense make out session right now with wandering hands and heavy breathing and teasing and grinding and biting, that quickly turns into amazing sex with hair pulling and spanking and a hand around my neck and scratching and roughness and moaning and fuuck

(via scruffyagentmccall)

ALSO PRESSING MATTER: HALLOWEEN URL NOW OR LATER

HELP GUYS WHICH MAKEUP FOR FIRST DAY OF OCTOBER

#136 
oh my gOSH I remember finding and playing you on quizup all those months ago
you’re an absolute joy to even just have around on my dash you’re so so so lovely and just such a valuable human in general

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please keep sending the numbers I am overflowing with happy feelings rn

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#000
oh gOD HERE WE GOOOO
you mean sOO SOSO much to me you absolute doll I am sO utterly enamored with you, you help me through a lot of shit and I love it when you vent to me and I love hearing about your day!!!
you have THE most perplexing and mesmerizing eyes I have ever seen on a human and you honestly are a very very good friend of mine and I appreciate the heck out of your existence

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halesfire:

The Coyote, the Raven, the Fox. They’re all hungry. I’m the same.

(via bootywolves)

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punkhale:

you’re all a bunch of adorable little shits

okay, so YOU, darling dearest, are a total sweetheart. you have a super cute url and are incredibly beautiful. i honestly forget that there’s such a big age gap between us because you are WAY more mature than i was at your age and i think that’s rad. i knew from the second i looked at your blog that i had to follow you and i am so glad we’re friends. you make my dash 1000x better with your cuteness.

I DONT WANT TO LOSE THIS OH MY GOSH I WANT TO FRAME IT
AHHH
this is so so so nice oh my gOODNESS

#15
oh my goodness gracious I don’t think I’ve ever even found out your name but you are probably one of the most lovely people I have ever had the pleasure of casually conversing with, you’re absolutely stunning in every way you could be and I would love to talk to you more!!! (your url is so cute to me I don’t even know)

#1
oh babe babe baBEEE you are sO AMAZING IN SO MANY WAYYSSS you’re a stunningly talented artist and you probably have the prettiest eyes I’ve ever seen
you introduced me to roosterteeth and then aided my descent into this pit of hilarious doom that /is/ achievement hunter.

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#v v thankful for your everything

#313
YOU ARE THE SWEETEST PERSON EVER OH MY GOODNESS you have this kind of radiant aura around you it’s the coolest thing
and you aRE SOOO GORGEOUS.
SO GORGEOUS.
ANGELS SHAPED YOU AND THEN PROMPTLY PASSED OUT BECAUSE CUTE

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The Number Game

Send me a number from 1-500 and I’ll tell you how I feel about you in a post without anyone knowing your identity.

(via punkhale)

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#wOOOOOO

PLOT TWIST I DID NOT MAKE THE BRACELET MY LOVELY AMAZING PERSON MADDIE MADE IT AND SHIPPED IT TO ME

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#I LOVE HER YOU GUYS
IM NOT JOKING BUT I AM LAUGHING

IM NOT JOKING BUT I AM LAUGHING

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Anonymous asked: a code bracelet? like those spiky ones?

yeah!!!

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